I am starting to come to the realization (it's a tough one for me to stomach) that my body is going to go all fun-house-mirrors on me... again. (thank you, Peter) And this is probably going to happen sooner than later. So I'm on the prowl for some maternity gear- I have some, but there's nothing like some new threads to make your gignormous butt feel a squish bit better.
And through this browsing, I've had a few thoughts. Like:
Can I just order her legs?
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Those pants are fine- but I would love to be able to wear shoes like that when I'm all off balance and huge! How much for that ability? Was this chick in Cirque de Soleil pre-pregnancy?!
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Another one! That dress is all fine and dandy- but those shoes are making me squeal in delight. (and torture!) I'm about 99.99% sure I couldn't walk in those
before I had the twins. The odds of me doing this after three kids? (Or during any sort of pregnancy) is pretty obsolete.
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I'm quite skeptical this chick is even pregnant. Perhaps she just has a tumor in her stomach. (was that too mean?) Still- these skinny pregnant people shouldn't exist. I bet her ankles aren't even swollen.
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You are so adorable. I completely agree!! I hate this phase!! :( I feel like im ULTRA visibly bloated. boo on cute prego girls.
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