The Best Free Toy Ever

Have you ever had any strong feelings pure love for a toy your kid pulled from a kid's meal? Happy Meal toys are kind of throwaway toys, am I right? They are... clutter. Some come with instructions, (!) others break within five seconds, most of them are just lame, and some fast food establishment have the gall to try and turn a CD full of lame kid's music into a toy. (really- we got a CD once. It was SO LAME, and I refused to listen to it, so confident of its awfulness)

Well the other day Little Man got what I believe to be THE BEST TOY EVER:

It's a super-secret-spy-watch.

And it has a little door:

WITH A RED BUTTON INSIDE!

A button, that when pushed, does....

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! 

Silence!

It is awesome. All the fun of button-pushing, none of the consequences. 

When I asked if I could take a picture of his "watch," he ran away.

Like so:

It may just be that this particular spy watch is just defective. Maybe that button is supposed to make an annoying sound or something. I love it just the way it is- QUIET.