Deciding to bust out my extensive detective skills learned from all the hours of watching Criminal Minds, I opened up an investigation of who wrote on the furniture. This is how the transcript read:
Me: Giiiirls! Can I show you a little something?
Girls: Ooooh! What? Is there presents?
Me: (eye rolling) Well, how about you just come look at this.
Girls: (the demeanor changes once we're standing right in front of the evidence: Crossing arms and bowing heads there is silence)
Me: Can someone please told me who wrote on the table with pen?
Girls: Ummmm... I think maybe Dadda?
Me: (screaming in my head: DADDA DID NOT DO THIS!) No, it wasn't Daddy- guess again.
After a little talk about how "we only draw on paper." (DUH, kids!) Bunny decided to fess up:
Bunny: Maybe Bunny did it. She's sorry.
(love the use of third person)
Me: And we'll never draw on the furniture ever again?
Girls: Okay... But where are the presents?
Me: THWACK! (that was the sound of me hitting my head against the wall)
HA! Here's a present, kid, for ruining my furniture.ReplyDelete
Ha! Oh, kids...ReplyDelete
I scratched my cousin's name into a dresser with a bobby pin when I was little. I was busted though...when I spelled her name wrong! : )