5.23.2009

Thoughts at the Grocery Store

Standing behind the super skinny, tanned model girl in front of me in line; You just have your good looks and effortless beauty- with your bottled water, fresh produce, and whole grain bread. So that's all you need to look that amazing?
Well, I will not be ashamed as I smack the Little Debbie cakes, frozen pizza, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch on the belt. That's right- that's how I roll!*


*and I swear that whole milk is for my kids. I have kids. They may not be hanging off the cart right now (thank goodness) but I have them, and they require fat. Lots of fat. Although the cake is all for me.

5 comments:

  1. I freaking LOVE your posts- you crack me up- and yes, Ihave those thoughts too. My adventures in the grocery store usually involve an old man yelling at me for feeding my 'children' unhealthy food- and this was before kids- yes, I buy my husband chocolate muffins, fruit snacks and chips for food for work- it's all he'll eat. So while I have visions of buying fresh fruit and chicken you have to cook, I will stick to my frozen pizzas, fruit snacks, chips and muffins...

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  2. SOOOO TRUE! :) Hahaha.. Love ya ashley! You're awesome!

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  3. You just made my day! People are always giving me the stink eye when I look at big cartons of stuff and say "ones not enough to feed us better get two" and then impulse buy the cadbury eggs. Next time I get the stink eye, Ash, I'm going back for a third carton - and I'll be thinking of you! Thanks!

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  4. Don't feel bad...I get four gallons of milk each time I go to the store and since I usually only have one kid with me I get all kinds of questions...the most stupid being, "are you really going to drink all that?" Umm??? No I just thought I'd buy it to look at! I love milk....what can I say!! P.S. the four gallons only lasts about a week....and me and Peyton are really the only drinkers! LOL! Also, I am drinking a glass of milk and eating cheesecake while I'm writing this....I love life!

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  5. You make me laugh, Ashley. I love it!

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