Standing behind the super skinny, tanned model girl in front of me in line; You just have your good looks and effortless beauty- with your bottled water, fresh produce, and whole grain bread. So that's all you need to look that amazing?
Well, I will not be ashamed as I smack the Little Debbie cakes, frozen pizza, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch on the belt. That's right- that's how I roll!*
*and I swear that whole milk is for my kids. I have kids. They may not be hanging off the cart right now (thank goodness) but I have them, and they require fat. Lots of fat. Although the cake is all for me.