Yesterday was a really horrible day- a husband who doesn't get home until 10:30pm is just unacceptable.
I can't wait for Christmas to just be over with.
I pondered the idea of leaving the girls downstairs with Elmo while I took a nap. That would have been a really bad parenting moment. Glad I decided against it.
I wish the girls would not have figured out they can climb up the chair on their own. Oh no.
Watch Demetri Martin- Never tacos before scuba.
and this- you have severely underestimated this door.
Watch Mike Birbiglia- Yes, sleepy Carl. And that is not your friend!
Watch Jim Gaffigan- Hot Pocket!