I'm technically an "adult." (the big 3-0 is looming, approaching ever so sneakily)
I have three kids. (that I am entirely in charge of?! Eeep)
And a house. (That we're selling, quite unsuccessfully)
I get bills more than letters or party invites.
Yet I found myself yesterday talking to a lawyer's assistant about drafting up a trust. (like a will) She was asking important questions related to drawing up the thing. It went something like this:
Her: Do you have a Pre-Nup?
Me: (kind of giggling) No.
Her: Do you have any investments?
Me: (bemused) No.
Her: No stock or anything?
Me: (getting a sinking feeling) Um, no.
Her: How about retirement plans, like a 401k?
Me: (feeling like an utter loser) Nope.
Her: Do you have any other assets?
.... and now I feel like I'm a kid playing house. Thank you, Lawyer's Assistant.