Me: But there has to be something wrong! I am dizzy and lightheaded all the time.
(background: I just had a baby and I was so sure my incision was infected that I landed myself in the doctor's office. Infection seems to be my go-to answer for everything these days)
Doctor: What have you eaten today?
Me: Um... let's see... what time is it? Oh, 3? Well... I've had three Diet Cokes and a dinner roll...
Doctor: Do I really need to tell you the problem?
.... touche la doctora!