A Few Questions

So, high chair designers...

...what's with all the tiny crevices that are impossible to clean? I know it's not just my specific high chair- you all are guilty of this. There are seriously seams of plastic on the edge of the trays. I literally have to run my fingernails down the seams to get the gunk out. It is disgusting on the best of days. What would be so wrong with a solid peice of high chair plastic? One that would be completely wipe-able?! Oh, wait. Perhaps I should shut my yapper and run on down to the nearest patent office! Million dollar idea, people. Million dollar idea.

Speaking of...

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