I'm sorry, internet. I've been aloof. I've been ignoring you. I've been tired. (and a little queasy) So, just for you internet, here is somewhere to go when you are bored.
I may not be back soon. I know you miss my constant updates, my witty commentary, and my effortless charm. But you, internet, must wait until my mind is no longer mushy and whiny, and I can carry on a proper conversation. Auf Wiedersehen!