Falling Out of Love
... with baths. I've tried numerous times to enjoy a good bath. I've decided they just aren't that enjoyable! It's too wet to get any good reading in, and pretty uncomfortable- there are very few pillows in there! Plus I feel like a beached whale by the time I'm done! I hate that when I step into the bath the water level rises. That's just not a pleasant experience. So I'm done with baths. They aren't fun! I know many a woman is gasping at this statement. It's so romantic, the notion of lighting candles, relaxing, blah, blah, blah. But let's face it, after you take a bath- don't you feel like you need a shower afterwards? I don't like that slimey residue left by bath soaps, and it feels like I was marinating in an Ashley soup- a shower is in order.