The wrong thing to be thinking about at 1am:
When was the last time I washed this pillow? It may have been a while. Ok, I'll just make sure to do it tomorrow. Ew... can I sleep on this the rest of the night? Remember that Oprah on the dust mites? Are there dust mites in here? I think I can hear them creeping. No, I cannot sleep on this pillow. I should be sleeping right now.... on a clean pillow. I wonder if Target is open right now. Probably not.
(After trying to wash my pillows- Logan has a breaking-in process that is extensive, so we try and wash them to save on this crazy process- Sadly, the machine chewed them up and they got all lumpy. So replacements have been found! I cannot wait to go to sleep tonight!)