Job Title: Executive Household Officer
Manager: Little Man
Job Knowledge: Below Average
I have my doubts that she's even read the job description I've provided to her.
Work Quality: Average
My bum is wiped, my tummy is full, my clothes are usually washed and folded upon demand, but she still insists on an afternoon nap. On a side note: if she loses another sippie, I am getting out the pinkslips.
I am exceptionally hard to escape from. So most of the praise should go to me.
Again, this is more a reflection of my above-average managing skills. She is quick to jump up when I break out the high-pitched wail.
Communication/Listening Skills: Poor
It's like she never knows what I'm talking about! I am quite the wordsmith, if I do say so myself.
I will give her this- she's always there. Sometimes it's annoying, especially when I'm rock-climbing in the kitchen. She is available for a boo-boo kissing, which is not to be undervalued.
Overall Rating: She may be struggling to stay ahead of her tasks most days, but I love her nonetheless. She seems to have won over the hearts and minds of the rest of the staff as well.
ROFL.... OMG, Ashley, this is too cute! You are a clever, clever writer!!!ReplyDelete
So funny Ashley!!!ReplyDelete