The Husband: Guess what, Bunny?
Bunny: What, Dadda?
The Husband: I don't have to go to work tomorrow! I can stay home and play with girls!
The Husband: Aren't you excited?
Bunny: No. Not weally.
The Husband: Well, why not?
Bunny: Just 'cause I don't love you anymore.
The Husband: (a bit stunned) You don't? Why not?
Bunny: Because I don't need you anymore, Dadda.