7.12.2011

Feeling Like a Creepy Voyeur

So has anyone else noticed the new blogger makeover? Nice and sleek, yes? I feel so trendy now blogging away on my MacBook. If only I wasn't surrounded by toys and sippy cups. Kind of kills the illusion.

Back to topic! They have this neat little site metering graph. It's so much fun to play with. For instance!

Guess what people Googled to get to my humble little blog? Here's a smattering:

"Baby boy clothes tutorial" I should clarify- I do not sew. I feel terribly bad for misrepresenting myself as crafty. Clothes tutorial would be out of my league in a million different ways.


"2011 Flat or textured walls" I'll lay it out for you simply: FLAT WALLS- you want FLAT WALLS. I should start charging for this expert level advice!

"Catch That Squirt" Hey, if you have any inside tips on just how to "catch" that Squirt, please do tell! We're still trying to figure that out over here.

"Dirty rectal thermometer in child's mouth" Umm... I don't know what you THINK is going on here... but it is NOT THAT.

"Grass drying rack made" I would prefer complete and intelligible sentences. Yes I have grass, and a drying rack, and I dunno... I make stuff occasionally? Google really threads these things masterfully.

Oh, internet. The laughs you provide.







1 comment:

  1. You SHOULD charge for that advice. It's brilliant.

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