Shoe Love

Looking for some random shoes, something brown, flats. Nice, but not nicer than anything I have in my wardrobe. All of the sudden... I see them. They are brown. But they are not flats. They are wedges. I think wedges look ugly most of the time. But these. No, these are a work of art. And priced accordingly! Oh dear. I know I must have them. It's simply out of my control. My feet yearn for these shoes. How can I, a mere mortal, resist this shoe-fate?

There it's done.