Logan has a Stephen Colbert daily calendar on his nightstand. Yes, The Colbert Report is another one of our favorites. Yesterday's page made me laugh soooo hard! So here you go:
"If you took all the foreigners who have no business living in America and put them into Dodge Caravans (remember, those seat seven) and drove them out of the country using three lanes of highway, the line of minivans would stretch for I don't care how long, because the more important question is: How can we get them into those vans?"
Thank you, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert for making me chuckle.