Husband- "How are you feeling this morning"
Me- "Much better, thank you!"
Husband- "Um, does that mean you could possibly refill my prescription today?"
Husband- "Thanks, I was really going to get to that on Saturday."
Me- "What did you do all weekend?!" (he took Fri off too)
Husband- "What do you mean?! I did the dishes and went grocery shopping."
Me- "That is like a microscopic portion of what I do on a daily basis."
Husband- (Doesn't believe me- yet knows he was really playing Mario Galaxy on Wii all weekend)
Me- "Do you even have clean work uniforms?"
Husband- "Yes, cause I took Friday off, I had one extra"
Me- "Great." (adding Logan's laundry to my mental to-do list)
....ok cable networks, there is your script! Get the cameras rolling! the real-life-drama that goes down in our house is 10x better than The Hills.