negotiating with the hostiles one sippy cup at a time
I'm Jennifer Aniston!
I am seriously excited about the movie Marley & Me coming out soon. If you haven't read the book- you need to- and soon! I can't believe they got Jennifer Aniston! How awesome would it be to have your husband write a book about your crazy dog- and then have Jennifer (freakin) Aniston playing YOU!
...so yes, I am auditioning for the part of Ashley Bryan. She's a quirky brunette (at the moment), who is rockin' the suburbs, and is totally super hot (obviously). Hollywood! I'm waiting!