Decree #259

All pants need to have pockets. Have you ever said to yourself "I'm glad these pants have absolutely no storage opportunities"? No, I didn't think so. It's because we all need pockets.
Watch out, shirt factories- I'm coming after you next. Take a cue from the hoodie: Huge pocket in the front- perfect for stashing cell phones, pens, paper, gum!


  1. Amen, sista!
    Thank goodness for hoodie weather! I love the layers fall brings, covers up all sorts of unfortunate areas!

  2. Ashley, you crack me up! I love your blog and your keen sense of humor. 'True that' on the pockets... the only benefit of not having them- pockets can make your hips and bum look just a little bigger.