I am begging you. Quit drinking a sip and spitting it out all over yourselves. We have already been through 2 outfits today and it's only 10am. I am really imploring that you stop this behavior, it is driving me nuts! I'm sure you are unaware of how much of a hassle this is- wrestling around to get the wet clothes off and the dry clothes on. But it really is a struggle to get you properly dressed. Again, I have to reiterate, you cannot be nudists while living under my roof. Just please, when you sip- swallow it. Is that so much to ask?
Your loving, but slightly peeved mother.