We've had a rocky relationship over the past year. The writer's strike was really the pinnacle of our problems, but the fallout after that was still too much for our then crumbling affair. I know you are trying to revive our passion, but I'm worried it just won't be enough. A two hour premiere of Grey's? Only to be left for another two weeks? Does the vice-presidential debate have to interfere with us? The answer is no. You are making poor choices on your end, TV. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep the charade going. I am working my hardest to be optimistic. The Office was great, we'll always have that. And we'll see how Private Practice goes. But I'm afraid I have to put you on notice. Step it up, and at least try.